when dave catches wind of dirks showers turning into lonely hearts club depressive episodes he invites himself in to them and these are just the facts

marvel thought making them cousins would stop me but i’m not a fucking coward

*needs to paint something since its been 10934829 years since iv last done one*

*draws dave again*

i need blistex

i love hanzo being a slut w angelo vut i cant help but think… what if moira was on duty? shed bully HIM. tell him his cute little clit is pathetic, but perfectly healthy, and wouls he like a breast examination while shes at it? i started to write this for my gf once but never finished xD

cyberrat:

Moira would very probably reduce him to tears and I would love it :’ )))))

Hanzo waltzing in thinking Angelo with his pretty brown eyes will greet him but instead it’s Moira who is grinning at him all thin and sharp and snapping on some latex gloves.

“Please disrobe, Mr. Shimada.”