botprobation

paratactician:

deadghostchildren:

chomp

TG: rose you just bit my hand
TT: I am a daughter of the night now, my trembling captive.
TT: I crave the dark nectar of your veins.
TG: yeah but like
TG: dont you have to break the skin for that
TT: Fhhumf ummph.
TG: oh my god stop it
TG: youre just chewing me
TT: Damn it.
TT: Your skin is surprisingly tough.
TT: Stay there.
TG: this is embarrassing
TG: im literally embarrassed to be your darkling bride here
TG: all cooped up in your transylvanian bat palace tappin my foot impatiently on the flagstones
TG: youre sitting kind of sheepish mumbling some stuff about being stressed at work
TG: no we cant try again in half an hour
TG: id say you suck at this but we both know thats the problem – holy shit
TG: is that a can opener get away from me you lunatic

k1nd3r:

of course my first attempt at a professional-ish comic page is porn. I’m gonna be making a comic soon and was just testing out a process to see how long it would take

don’t tag as het or i will come to your house and unplug your refrigerator

turnheadgodtechtentacleromcom:

comfortery

maonethedwarf:

permission to share granted by the artist.

@mgstpp_taiin

0705blue:

sheith NSFW

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mortior:

The following 4k of kinkfic was originally written on the Stridercest discord server (with a super big thanks to everyone who read and liked it ;w;) and has since been edited and lightly roasted for your tumblr reading pleasure.

Alpha Dave / Dirk, includes consensual drugging and negotiated non-consensual roleplay, because I have very specific kinks. >>;

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anyway in my heart in that canon reunion scene dave is kissing dirk’s chest where the brother he didn’t want back but missed died of injuries dave ultimately was better off for and dirk lets him because he never thought he’d be lucky enough to have dave close enough to be in his arms in the first place and it feels so right he can almost ignore the reminder his brain is desperately trying to send him that he doesn’t deserve to be this happy, abort,

malabie:

ironicallykawaiidesu asked you: oh my gosh what glorious Stridercest WHAT A GOOD DIRK BUTT AND A SEXY ALPHA DAVE I. WHY HAVEN’T I SEEN YOUR ART AROUND BEFORE I’M SO CONFUSED? IT’S BEAUTIFUL. YOU ALSO LIKE KINKS AND I LIKE KINKS AND STRIDERS AND PORN and you tag pairings too god bless you where have you been please get on my dashboard

omfg dirk’s butt tho

also aaahhh thank youuu~ ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ