i love the concept of dirk smoking weed but only under really specific circumstances like impulsive shotgunning from dave 4/5ths of the way through a slow burn h/c dirkdave fic the likes of which ive never seen, sadly

kyuutier:

kyuutier:

MMMM SAME. it’s not like i hc dirk as some obnoxious hard-edged asshole (nor john), i just absolutely cannot see him as the type of person who ditches responsibility or dumbs down his personality to get high. it’s stupid. every headcanon that group comes up with about ‘weed gays’ dirkjohn approaches the situation in which either of those characters would actually do drugs from the complete fucking wrong angle.

also *hell yeah* i love older brother dirk getting influenced by dave to try things he’s usually pretty strongly against, because dave can get him to do anything just by smirking at him the right way.