i love hanzo being a slut w angelo vut i cant help but think… what if moira was on duty? shed bully HIM. tell him his cute little clit is pathetic, but perfectly healthy, and wouls he like a breast examination while shes at it? i started to write this for my gf once but never finished xD

cyberrat:

Moira would very probably reduce him to tears and I would love it :’ )))))

Hanzo waltzing in thinking Angelo with his pretty brown eyes will greet him but instead it’s Moira who is grinning at him all thin and sharp and snapping on some latex gloves. 

“Please disrobe, Mr. Shimada.”

paratactician:

deadghostchildren:

chomp

TG: rose you just bit my hand
TT: I am a daughter of the night now, my trembling captive.
TT: I crave the dark nectar of your veins.
TG: yeah but like
TG: dont you have to break the skin for that
TT: Fhhumf ummph.
TG: oh my god stop it
TG: youre just chewing me
TT: Damn it.
TT: Your skin is surprisingly tough.
TT: Stay there.
TG: this is embarrassing
TG: im literally embarrassed to be your darkling bride here
TG: all cooped up in your transylvanian bat palace tappin my foot impatiently on the flagstones
TG: youre sitting kind of sheepish mumbling some stuff about being stressed at work
TG: no we cant try again in half an hour
TG: id say you suck at this but we both know thats the problem – holy shit
TG: is that a can opener get away from me you lunatic