Dave getting to spend time with Dirk and discovering that Dirk’s outward stoicism is actually just a symptom of him being a completely socially inept bag of anxiety who is doubly tongue tied around him specifically because Dave’s opinion of him matters too much and he’s afraid to do or say anything that might put it in jeopardy
Dave finding that absolutely hilarious and just being tremendously, tremendously relieved that no matter how much of a hopeless dork he is Dirk “held his breath through an entire dave soliloquy bc he didnt want to interrupt and then tried his best to respond intelligently to every inane thing he said no matter how rhetorical it was or impossible an intelligent response is” Strider still has him beat and that’s beautiful
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Uh, for an art request ((and more DirkHak >:33)) Could we maybe see Vampire Hal biting Human Dirk? And Maybe Dirk likes it? and while im here… smol headcannon? pure-blooded vampire (a.k.a was never a human at all) Hal with pretty much no regard for human life at all. He cant stand that the one he fell in love with was human, so he turns Dirk into a vampire as well. Perhaps against Dirks will even? Okay Im running out of space to headcanon. Thank you for your time!
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yooo dis is some awesome headcanon.
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it was quite a time ago but sutekistriders asked for kitsune striders uvu Sorry it’s rlly late;
The following 4k of kinkfic was originally written on the Stridercest discord server (with a super big thanks to everyone who read and liked it ;w;) and has since been edited and lightly roasted for your tumblr reading pleasure.
Alpha Dave / Dirk, includes consensual drugging and negotiated non-consensual roleplay, because I have very specific kinks. >>;
i bet Dirk wrote a bunch of letters and shit and rehearsed what he’d say to Alpha Dave if he ever met him
and he’d draw pictures of the two of them
and he’d dream about what it’d be like to be held and kissed by him
i love the concept of dirk smoking weed but only under really specific circumstances like impulsive shotgunning from dave 4/5ths of the way through a slow burn h/c dirkdave fic the likes of which ive never seen, sadly
MMMM SAME. it’s not like i hc dirk as some obnoxious hard-edged asshole (nor john), i just absolutely cannot see him as the type of person who ditches responsibility or dumbs down his personality to get high. it’s stupid. every headcanon that group comes up with about ‘weed gays’ dirkjohn approaches the situation in which either of those characters would actually do drugs from the complete fucking wrong angle.
also *hell yeah* i love older brother dirk getting influenced by dave to try things he’s usually pretty strongly against, because dave can get him to do anything just by smirking at him the right way.
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