o-oh.
ooohh…..
yes
@mujaween get a fucking load of thisssss
McCree’s jaw is so sore but his boys are whining and he feels like the worst daddy ever. Hanzo wants dick 24/7 and he snuggles with McCree’s cock like it’s a stuffed animal, but Jesse just can’t. He’s horny but he’s also old and needs breaks.
They’re grown men, and especially Genji and Hanzo have been brought up very disciplined, but behind closed doors they just get super spoiled and bratty. Or, more accurately, Hanzo becomes super spoiled and bratty and vocal about it. Genji becomes very quiet and almost shy and it breaks Jesse’s heart a lot, but trying to give Genji some loving is very difficult if Hanzo is whining for it too and spreading his cheeks to show off his sloppy hole.
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Anyone can go up to Therapy Service Dom Jesse and be like “I need to suck dick ;.;” and he’s like “aw, you do huh? Well come on darlin’” and he leans back in his chair and lights a cigar and lets you do what you need to do. What a sweet fluffy boy :,)
Jesse is the goodest boy tbh. very well trained. v cocksure in the best ways :’ )
i have a tiny headcanon that t’challa is the only person allowed to call erik “n’jadaka” and he takes advantage of that privilege often.
like when he wants something (cuz erik’ll melt when t’challa says it soft and sweet, a plea hanging at the edge of his tone), or when they make love, and erik wants to peak but t’challa won’t let him (at least, until he’s done watching erik squirm around his cock. until he leans close and purrs “n’jadaka” and erik steels around him, paints their stomachs a pleased white), or sometimes when erik gets riled up during a council meeting (t’challa cups his neck after everyone’s gone and tells him “be still, n’jadaka” and erik cant do anything but breathe)
Dirk: *nervously spouts off ten thousand words about the simulation problem, the inability of the human mind to truly experience anything objectively and the classical philosophical debate of what truly constitutes reality and free will, fully aware that dave has completely tuned him out, yet unable to stop because he recognizes he looks like an idiot and is determined that his next sentence will fix it even though he knows it absolutely will not*
Dave: cool but I actually subscribe exclusively to the philosophical school of updog, it’s pretty intense
Dirk: *has extensively researched historical memes and knows exactly what updog is, and is now faced with a completely unsolveable dilemma, does he walk right into the obvious set up and ask, innocently, what’s updog, and allow dave to cheerfully slam dunk him into a garbage can? if so can he pull it off casually enough that dave will think he didnt know exactly what he was doing? or will Dave see through it and be insulted by what he perceives as patronizing behavior? should he explain that actually he knows what updog is and just put all his cards on the table for the sake of honesty? Fuck no that’s totally awful that is so goddamn uncool. Do we divert the conversation onto something else? Pretend he didn’t hear him? FUCK*
Dave getting to spend time with Dirk and discovering that Dirk’s outward stoicism is actually just a symptom of him being a completely socially inept bag of anxiety who is doubly tongue tied around him specifically because Dave’s opinion of him matters too much and he’s afraid to do or say anything that might put it in jeopardy
Dave finding that absolutely hilarious and just being tremendously, tremendously relieved that no matter how much of a hopeless dork he is Dirk “held his breath through an entire dave soliloquy bc he didnt want to interrupt and then tried his best to respond intelligently to every inane thing he said no matter how rhetorical it was or impossible an intelligent response is” Strider still has him beat and that’s beautiful
My favorite kind of Shimadacest is identity porn so… Imagine Hanzo meeting Cyborg Genji but not knowing it’s his bro, and Genji hoping to get back at Hanzo by humiliating him (he wants Hanzo alive and on the side of good, but he’s still vengeful), so he subtly flirts and makes innuendos at Hanzo to make him flustered and shy and get a crush on him, intending to reveal himself last minute and shame Hanzo into being into his bro–BUT THEN HANZO COMES TO HIS ROOM ONE NIGHT and rides him hard 1/2
2/2 And Genji’s too turned on by his slutty brother to remember to reveal himself. And Hanzo comes to him every night to offer his ass to this hot cyborg who he’s able to connect with in Overwatch… until he finds out it’s actually Genji without Genji knowing he found out, and still ending up getting fucked by his bro and liking it anyway
I don’t have anything against identity porn but it also doesn’t do much for me tbh. I like this scenario tho^^
ohhh man just the tip fuckin is SO GOOD. i love love LOVE young genji being all pushy and beggin his date in the club high and drunk off his ass in a dark corner “c’mon babe just the tip I promise” like good shit gOOD SHIT
RIGHT??? he would get so fucking whiney for it. Beg his mildly annoyed date, hand beneath their skirt, stroking some clumsy fingers over their panties. he’s not an asshole but he gets this hangdog puppy look and it’s pretty hard to resist.
So they roll their eyes and glance around the club; the corner is dark enough and nobody is paying much attention to them anyway, so they’ll ruck up their skirt and hook a finger into the side of their panties to pull them from their slick cunt.
“Okok. Just the tip. And make it quick.”
He nods with his forehead plastered against their shoulder because he’s too unsteady to stand up straight. He’ll slick the crown through their plump cunt, nudging it against their clit because even when he’s on autopilot he knows how to be good to someone.
One of their hands is curled around his cock, making sure that he doesn’t slide farther inside, and it is kinda cute when he starts whimpering and whining when he gets his cock into them; begs for just a little deeper, just a little more, but they only shake their head and murmur that he should make it quick because they saw their friend exit the bathroom on the other side of the dancefloor and they want to meet up.
Genji doesn’t take long to pump his load into them, nice and warm and creamy. He just puppy ruts, dipping the tip of his swollen dick in again and again (sometimes probably not even hitting the target but that’s okay, they keep their hand around him and that’s just as good with all the slick squelching there.)
He mumbles a thank you and probably wants to give them his number but they just wave off and clean their hand on his pants and skip off to their friend, skirt back in place and pussy pulsing pleasantly from the nice little workout and the cum frothing between their plump lips.
God I want Genji to do this with Aneki/cisswap Hanzo so bad, “it’s not incest if it’s just the tip, Aneki~~” (lier). But she knows how he is and knows he can’t control himself well enough not to just trust in so she curls her hand around his shaft to make sure he can’t. He’s such a dirty siscon snuggling into her breasts and groping her while trying to trust in deeper even with her hand stopping him. She would definitely yell at him for cumming inside.
oh god… Aneki Hanzo who is so much older and calmer than Genji. Doesn’t give him the time of day usually and absolutely doesn’t let him see how hot and bothered she gets. Mostly she’ll look kinda bored while he tries to wriggle deeper and probably has his face mashed against one of her big tits, mouthing sloppily for a nipple.
Genji has a huge huge mommy complex and Aneki Hanzo plays into it so hard.
He got such a nice dick but she can’t let him now how well he’s stretching her with just the tip. Lucky that he’s such a glutton for her tits so she doesn’t have to watch her facial expressions.
HER BEING FURIOUS AT HIM COMING INSIDE IS SO HOT OMG
He gets super whiny and whimpering when he starts nearing his and and she mumbles that he has to pull out before he comes but of course he can’t because the thought of coming inside his Aneki is so hot to him???? like fffuuuck. he pumps her full of his load and all Hanzo can do is bite her knuckle and not show him that she’s coming just from that bit of cock he fucked her with
i love hanzo being a slut w angelo vut i cant help but think… what if moira was on duty? shed bully HIM. tell him his cute little clit is pathetic, but perfectly healthy, and wouls he like a breast examination while shes at it? i started to write this for my gf once but never finished xD
Moira would very probably reduce him to tears and I would love it :’ )))))
Hanzo waltzing in thinking Angelo with his pretty brown eyes will greet him but instead it’s Moira who is grinning at him all thin and sharp and snapping on some latex gloves.
“Please disrobe, Mr. Shimada.”
SPH kink Hanzo and ‘Never Met a Dick He Didn’t Like’ McCree seems like it wouldn’t work out, until McCree starts praising Hanzo for how sweet and adorable his cute little cock is, totally sincere about it but Hanzo gets to get off on how humiliating it is to have his dick cooed at for being just the cutest lil thing Jesse ever did see~
omg yessss Hanzo would love that. get really splotchy red cheeks and be eager to hear Jesse croon at his cocklet, rubbing with a few fingertips, commenting how it’s as long as his thumb basically. And he’s not mean about it obviously, he’s just commenting, voice a draw, lying back with Hanzo maybe above him, kinda wanting to get some nice 69 action in.
Hanzo loves it so much though. probably dickshames himself in his own head, gets himself hot and bothered about it while cuddling with McCree’s huge beefy dick
i bet Dirk wrote a bunch of letters and shit and rehearsed what he’d say to Alpha Dave if he ever met him
and he’d draw pictures of the two of them
and he’d dream about what it’d be like to be held and kissed by him
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